THIS IS AN IVAN VORPATRIL OPEN POST

[middling]

if you want to be tagged by account whatdidisay then say so in your comment/header. i can write starters if you give me an idea but also: pls write me some, pls, words are hard.

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catfishing :| also obvs hammer face

[smoothaf]

[Something something getting information out of Ivan. Maybe there's thieving involved or it's a matter of intergalactic security. Who knows? Certainly not Ivan. He merely has the misfortune to look far too much like someone else Solo knows.

He's pretending to be Gaby who he's actually met at some function even if she did a minimal amount of flirting at the time. Turns out she didn't want to play the honey pot with Illya's lookalike.]

I've heard you consider yourself quite the gentleman.

done and done

[whatdidisay]

( Well, the woman's picture was pretty nice. And Ivan's never going to turn down talking to someone of the fairer sex. Because he's cad-ish. Cad light? )

More than consider. I am, or so says most people.